: The butterflies are coming back.
: Bravo Finland! #Eurovision2024
: Jasper Carrot has aged well #Eurovision2024 🎤
: It’s Spain’s answer to Dollar. #Eurovision2024
: Annette and Dec on presenting duties are fun. #Eurovision2024
: Seems like a run of bland songs and staging at the moment in Eurovision.
: Shouldn’t Sweden’s entry be in Junior Eurovision? #Eurovision2024 🎤
: I had a great day yesterday at BeWILDerwood outdoor kids park, had a nice day in the garden today, …
: I guess this is the end for ‘); DROP TABLE Road; www.theguardian.com/uk-news/a…
: Six Easy Pieces is my new Sunday night reading 📚, after picking up a copy at a local charity shop.
: This is my football-watching partner for the afternoon. Rainbow is a United fan, thankfully.
: 50p says Casemiro gives away at least one penalty playing at centre-back.
: I wouldn’t want to be Coventry, having to play one of these teams in the final. #facup
: Well done to Man City on winning the Premier League today, despite not kicking a ball.
: I’ve spent a few days trying to understand how to parse the Microblog JSON feed with SwiftUI. …
: Has the Tory party told MPs to use local fish and chip shops to make them appear in touch with the …
: Remind me not to order the Easter sundae.
: Fantastic game of football. End to end, loads of goals, and an unexpected win in extra time. ⚽️
: Nothing more exciting in #football than using UEFA co-efficient calculations to see whether your …
: I’m not sure our tactic of ‘Let City keep the ball and hope they spoon the final shot’ is going to …
: Victor Lindelöf being interviewed post-match.
: It’s pretty safe to say anyone rolling up at Morecambe’s Frontierland knows they aren’t at Disney.
: I’m pretty certain voters know this, and it’s precisely the reason they aren’t voting Conservative.
: Loved the shows Steve. www.bbc.co.uk/news/ente…
: Surely someone ‘out there’ can arrange for Coyote v ACME to find its way onto the internet before it …
: The Warrington Guardian journalist running down to Iceland to interview Phil.
: Great to see Private Eye putting their Post Office Scandal report online for people to download. …
: They’re doing the draw before the game so Wigan fans get to see who they’ll play in the next round. …
: Yodel are maintaining their excellent reputation for deliveries. My only advise to them is to not …
: The inside of our fridge is starting to look normal again, and not like a cruise ship buffet.
: I’m assuming the Tower has good fire safety equipment up at the top? At least I hope so. …
: I’ve been watching this game for 5 minutes and seen two goal. ⚽️
: It’s not a surprise anymore, but what kind of place have we become? …
: Another Christmas tradition ticked off. ✅ Blackadder’s Christmas Carol watched.
: Feel like such a fraud as I’m not a teacher.
: Daughter at rehearsals so sat in a cold car swigging a thermal flask of coffee.
: The gap where my tooth was is currently annoying me more than the tooth was.
: The problem with stealing Bored Apes is you get peanuts.
: After over 40 great years together, it’s time to say goodbye to one of my teeth.
: Very much enjoyed Doctor Who. Nice to see the Disney money being spent on extra long corridors.
: It’s hard to know my favourite part of Braverman’s letter. Thinking you can point at …
: Are these really old-fashioned habits? Smoking and drinking were much more prevalent in the past. …
: On reflection, I much prefer playing badly but scrapping a win to playing decently and losing.⚽️
: This whole strip brought a tear to my eye. ‘…a mere brush across an otherwise happy mood.’ is such …
: I received my latest Private Eye at the same time I read of Tony Husband’s passing. I’ve …
: I know rugby union is a slow game, but just how long is this World Cup going on for?
: Interesting to see the UK reviews of #Frasier being surprised by how good Nicholas Lyndhurst is. He …
: Anonymous person messages Times Radio and says they are young, mostly left-wing, and feel Sunak is …
: Never felt more woke than when walking to the local shop and buying vegan Galaxy chocolate.
: At the local chemist and, once again, amazed by the sweet shelf time forgot. Chewits and whistling …
: Still having fun playing with my AI-generated football rumour mill #ai …
: Simon Byrne looks like he’s straight out of a lukewarm BBC1 Wednesday evening sitcom.
: Someone left a mini-henge at the beach.
: My daughter’s question for the Operation Ouch doctors.
: The most talked about movie of the year, but according to Cineworld nobody is mentioning it. #Barbie
: It’s good to see Vader embracing their colourful side. #StarWars
: Sisyphus had it easy pushing that rock for eternity. He should have tried returning an order to …
: Interesting how some debates around #ev charging connectors focus on the aesthetics of the Tesla …
: My daughter’s at a play rehearsal, leaving me with two hours to fill before picking her up. Eating a …
: I’ve added another little tool to my ‘hobby’ site. This one turns an email into a …
: My little ongoing weekend project for #AI and #Marketing continues: marketingwithai.rocks
: I’ve got a new hobby: Creating AI marketing tools whilst learning JavaScript. If you’d …
: It’s very good of the Tories to give me something to follow on a Saturday, now the football season …
: I see Johnson has resigned to spend more time with his families.
: It would be unbelievable, if it wasn’t so believable. Boris Johnson referred to the police again
: I'm not the man I used to be I’m not the person I used to be. Nobody is. Everywhere I look I see strangers, behind every pair of …
: Brave of them to do a hymm called Tedium. #coronation
: I’ve seen Paul Daniels do this box trick. Is Charles going to disappear? #coronation
: Can’t believe they didn’t get the Go Compare guy to do the Welsh singing. #coronation
: Given #manutd performance tonight, the only thing keeping Brighton awake till Sunday is what goal …
: Off to Liverpool for the first time in ages, and ages. The Horrible Histories Escape Room awaits.
: Spring has arrived on the apple tree.
: When you’ve pissed off Shakin’ Steven’s, you’ve really gone too far. www.youtube.com/watch (it’s a …
: I might lack Apple’s galaxy brain, but I would have thought it made sense to make their new …
: I regret to inform everyone, but if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit this is no longer …
: I asked one of those AI image generators to create photographs of a Covid work event.
: Imagine you’re 8 and playing football in the park. A Premier League team bus pulls up, the …
: Great to see all the solidarity with Gary Lineker today. 🥅⚽️🏃
: New #MOTD line-up announced.
: It’s only an Oxford comma if you’re writing in Oxford, everywhere else it’s an arbitrary rule …
: I must admit, I won’t be shedding any tears if onions run out. apple.news/A1Kz9_0CU…
: This is such a nonsense story from The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/technolog… Loads of …
: I was a big fan of the 80s Dungeon and Dragons cartoon, but who is paying nearly £30 for action …
: After many years of service, my keyboard has lost the use of its ‘z’ key. Suggestions for decent, …
: Arthur C. Clarke said any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. #ChatGPT …
: A reminder to anyone posting about the murder charges. Anything you post could affect the trial, and …
: I don’t have anything profound to add to this, other than how horrible it is a young person was …
: I tried watching Top Gun Maverick. Managed 24 minutes before turning off. The smarm just got too …
: Let’s petition parliament to serve nothing but porridge for a month. We can call it the ‘Lee …
: I might not have the advantage of being the shortest-lived PM ever, but I think if I had to defend …
: Watching the United highlights from yesterday on Now TV, and it looks like it was filmed using an …
: Aldi’s 2017 LBV port gets better with every glass. 🍷
: Once again, I’m impressed by the efficiency and friendless of the NHS.
: I’m ‘nil by mouth’ from midnight, in preparation for a blood test. Which means snacks before bedtime …
: He’s only going because he got found out. If the tax story had stayed secret there would be no …
: If you’re looking for port recommendations, Aldi’s 2017 LBV is a bargain.
: It’s Little Sebastian on Masked Singer!
: Fight the good fight Krayston felt their head slamming against a wall. The woozy swaying and lapse in concentration were …
: You really can’t rely on Spurs for anything. ⚽️
: A frosty start to the morning.
: Well, could have been a worse result. ⚽️
: Is this it for third-party Twitter clients?
: If you look at 80s computer mags before Crash and after, it’s clear the massive impact Roger …
: I normally watch ‘70s Doctor Who when ironing, but for the New Year I’m ringing in the changes and …
: A rare bit of colour in the cold landscape. 📷
: if you’re buying books 📚 for Christmas, Hive is a great online bookstore that shares profit …
: A frosty start to the day. 📷
: Afternoon off work, so treating myself to an immense hotdog from Café at the end of the Universe.
: This is a nice gesture from the club. More of this kind of thing please. …
: Planes, Trains and Automobiles is hands-down one of my favourite films, and this oral history makes …
: Apple thinking of buying Man Utd? Even $4.5B is pocket change for Apple, but I’ll believe this when …
: I really enjoyed Dark (though the ending didn’t quite work for me) so giving 1899 a try — especially …
: I haven’t been in The Tavern for a while, but glad to see it’s still a great bar. 🍺 …
: Traffic in Warrington is so gridlocked, I asked Apple Maps for direction and it just shrugged its …
: Always great when a local brewery makes a home delivery. 🍺
: For me, Batman will always talk with Kevin’s voice. bleedingcool.com/tv/mark-h…
: Looks like I picked the right half of the game to watch. ⚽️
: Ronaldo as captain for #manutd is an interesting move. ⚽️
: The UK’s plans to require photo ID for voting are a solution looking for a problem. …
: If we all save $8 a month in the bank, we should have enough money to buy Twitter within a year.
: Wait a minute, how many years have I been calling it Interview With A Vampire, rather than With The …
: Where has this hailstorm come from?
: I can’t decide if this email I received from a provincial Australian council is a) an unusual …