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Looks like the top 5 will get spaces for the Champions League. That’s good news for Villa, United and Chelsea. Don’t think I’ve missed any relevant teams out there?

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All the frogs in the pond are getting it on.

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I heard a radio advert telling people to book a table to watch football in a pub. Book a table. To watch football.

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I’m not sure Grotbags has ever been described as a nuanced character before.

A person in colorful and theatrical makeup and costume, including a green curly wig and a witch hat, is depicted in a vibrant and dramatic manner. The caption reads; CAPTURING 1980S ENERGY, LEE'S PERFORMANCE IN THE 80'S SHOW IS CELEBRATED FOR ITS "NUANCED AND POETIC" APPROACH.
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How long before we mock Tudor?

News caption: Spurs have appointed former Juventus manager Igor Tudor as interim until the end of the season.
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Watched: 28 Years Later 🍿

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Houdini’s. 📍

Escape Room time.

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Time ever marches on.

A comic-style illustration showing football players in Manchester United colours about to kick a ball, surrounded by cheering spectators. The caption reads: When United won the trophy at Wembley and I smashed home a brilliant goal… Just like Nana did in 1996!
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Fright Night remains my favourite vampire film, but this has come in as a close second. Watched: Sinners 🍿

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President signs his ‘Bored of Peace’ plan.

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It would be nice if many of those calling for an under-16s social media ban took a look at the parental controls available on kids’ devices. Blocking, or restricting, apps is right there.

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Maybe it’s me, but it did feel that Western geo-politics began to shift yesterday.

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“And you know, as Gramsci said, ‘if the old is dying and the new is not yet born, you live in a time of monsters,’”

Quite the quote from the Belgian Premier.

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Our first confirmed garden visitor from the TrailCam.

alt: night vision footage of a fox entering the garden, checking out the apple tree, then leaving again.

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My daughter came home ecstatic from school last week after trying gravy on chips for the first time. Truly she is now a child of the North.

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It’s not even my birthday but I suddenly feel old.

A Facebook post from Star Wars & Beyond asks older Star Wars fans about the audience's reaction to Yoda fighting Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones.
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Watched: Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery 🍿

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This review of panto as an art form is best summarised as ‘Oh yes it is! Oh no it isn’t!’.

A social reply discusses perspectives on pantomime: i kind of agree with your perspective, yet not - like Africa, panto is communitarian in a roussuean sense; unlike Africa, it is also Bakhtinian and Brechtian - disruptive of the narrative and the authoritarian sweep of power.
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The Tory Party say they don’t want Bonnie Blue as a member. A spokesperson said they don’t need any help fucking the country.

Ben Elton, back in the 1980s, holding a microphone and talking to camera.
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I’m guessing they were taken into ‘custardy’.

News story of two people wearing Take Back Power shirts stand holding a sign in front of a gate with a cracked case, following an apple crumble protest at the Tower of London. The headline is ‘Tower of London reopens after Apple crumble thrown at Crown Jewels display’
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Gentrified cafés in Nantwich may be pricey, but when you ask for crispy bacon they truly understand the assignment.

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Who is putting up photos of Rocky Horror era Tim Curry in Warrington?

A boarded-up window displays a black-and-white portrait with the word GLAM and a colorful event poster.A street sign indicating bus lane times is next to a wall with a poster of a person displaying a dramatic makeup look and the word VOGUE below.

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First up, I’m sure the military are capable of thinking about more than one thing at a time - wars are complex, after all.

Secondly, which party is mostly responsible for cuts in the armed forces over the last, say, 20 years?

Highlight quote from a news story: "We've entered a new era of insecurity and there's an urgency to spend more money on defence,&10;" he said. "To learn that there is a&10;corner of the RAF pouring effort into designing and procuring vegan uniforms and hats that aren't made of wool really suggests we're not focusing on the right priorities."&10;Mr Ellwood explained how reduced the current RAF is compared to the end of the Cold War. "We had 36 fast jet squadrons. We're down to
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Given the violence against police, criminal damage, and a guest speaker calling for the overthrow of the democratically-elected government, I assume the organisers of yesterday’s racist rally are going to made a proscribed group?

Quote from a news story reading: A large turnout led to clashes with police, involving assaults and projectiles like bottles and flares.
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Well done to Warrington Guardian for finding the local angle.

Nadine Dorris in a bright pink outfit is featured in a news graphic with the headline, "Former Warrington Hospital nurse defects from Tories to Reform."