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Crystal Palace have made a surprise move to purchase Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale over the weekend. Sources within the London club have confirmed that the club were so impressed with Ramsdale's ability to wiggle his ears while standing in Sports Direct last week, that they decided to take the plunge and sign him up. Arsenal were happy to accept the offer as Ramsdale had made it clear that he wanted to move to a team where his ear-wiggling would be seen in a more favourable light.