: No fingers were lost in the staging of this photo.
: Exhibition Centre Liverpool. š Time for some culture, innit.
: I wonder if theyāll let him back in the country? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2…
: Weird to be in a situation where you want Murdoch to win a court case. ā¦
: Trump being interviewed on BBC World Service. He mentioned the āpower of positive not thinkingā, ā¦
: My hammock investment is finally paying off.
: Tempted to go for a long walk this afternoon, but I donāt have an inspiring backstory that turns out ā¦
: Whoever comes up with a robot patio cleaner can take all my money.
: I think Iāve stepped into an episode of Life on Mars.
: I think Gatwa has been an amazing Doctor, but that reveal at the end? Justā¦ nah.
: In the future, everyone will be #DoctorWho for 15 minutes. šŗ
: This sign may as well say āFor British Peopleā.
: There are a lot of cheery Mackems in Euston this evening.
: So, if the world ends tonight on #DoctorWho, when exactly was Rylan frozen?
: Graham made an error there. 1995 wasnāt 30 years ago. #eurovision
: The UK entry sounds like three songs competing against each other.
: I think Norway have sent their Junior Eurovision contestant.
: Heās not wrong, there is no subtext to what is going on here. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2…
: Saw an old photo on Facebook of my primary school teacher wearing shorts so tight, these days theyād ā¦
: Really pleasing to see how much McTominay is enjoying life, and football, in Naples. ā¦
: Zalo’s Cafe Lymm. š Morning coffee
: Of course causing death by dangerous cycling should be punished, but remind me what the average ā¦
: I donāt know what fungus will wipe out humanity, but I suspect the seedbed will be a forgotten can ā¦
: Amazing to consider the Europa League Final could be between the teams 14 and 16 in the Premier ā¦
: Fittingly, the #DoctorWho episode about animation was beautifully framed.
: You could highlight almost any clip from Top Secret to commemorate Val Kilmer, but I chose a musical ā¦
: When Elanga broke through to the United senior team, I thought heād play European football. I just ā¦
: Great idea at a local charity shop. Mystery books with a teabag and snack included.
: My daughter is excited to go to school today because someone is coming in to ādeliver a PowerPointā.
: Nice to see that years as the leader of a war-torn country hasnāt dulled Zelenskyyās comedy chops: ā¦
: Like his book on The KLF, Love and Let Die by John Higgs in many ways uses its subjects as a ā¦
: Iām opening up a 70s pub. No TV, no lager, port and lemon for the wives, and pickled eggs behind the ā¦
: You know itās a bad game when Lee Dixon is using the word ādullā #facup
: I see David Tennant has regenerated into Peter Capaldi.
: Hardly a ringing endorsement for China’s Deepseek AI.
: We went to a retro-arcade today in Bury. It was ace, but I now have pins and needles in my fingers.
: Winter isnāt going anywhere. āļø
: Currently listening to The Dead of Winter on BBC Sounds. Itās making me want to go and read the full ā¦
: Sleep with dogs and youāll get bitten.
: As a kid, our first teletext TV came from Littlerās šÆ#darts
: Itās still Christmas somewhere.
: Happy āBack to Workā day to all who celebrate.
: If Man Utd keep this under three in the first half, Iāll be pleasantly surprised.
: Happy Christmas everyone. The turkey is in the oven, repeat, the turkey is in the oven.
: Watched A Charlie Brown Christmas earlier. Something about a melancholy child with early hair loss ā¦
: Ears are now syringed and hearing has returned. Though it has returned with everything sounding ā¦
: Thatās the thing about football. Once the opposition realise you are human beings, and not a ā¦
: After an afternoonon of looking at terrible album covers (thank you Warrington Art Gallery), itās ā¦
: Hereās a site which shows random videos on YouTube using the standard āIMGā file naming. Itās from a ā¦
: The Onion buying Infowars is totally on-brand and magnificent. theonion.com/heres-why…
: Trying a Five Guys hot dog and fries for the first time. Itās okay but, honestly, Cafe at the end of ā¦
: This is like a modern Argos catalogue for 80s kids.
: Political pundits talking about how the Dems got their strategy or messaging wrong are missing the ā¦
: Lots of leopards are going to get their faces eaten over the next four years I fear. šŗšø
: The Chancellor kept repeating she had kept to her manifesto promises. I’m disappointed that at ā¦
: Itās the cars and booze budget.
: This reminds me of the Private Eye spoof article when John McCarthy was released from captivity. It ā¦
: Up close, my lava lamp looks like an alien landscape.
: I missed out last time, so very happy to have seen the Northern Lights this evening.
: Iād hate to be Roy Keaneās dog right now. ā½ļø
: Remember the days this would mean Man Utd v Barcelona?
: You donāt fool me, I know how this works. Sure the first book is free, but then you start cutting ā¦
: As a teen, I had a well-worn Jasper Carrott tape (copied from the library). Very happy to find this ā¦
: Nothing will convince me this is the real lyric.
: Breakdancer Raygun starts as Fulchesterās new play-making midfielder, only in next weekās Billy the ā¦
: Back in the 1990s, who knew the co-writer of Father Ted would finish up holding signs saying āMore ā¦
: If you think the rioters canāt be Far Right because you share their āconcernsā and ideology then, ā¦
: Helen Glover is the daughter of my daughterās Reception teacher. A little local news for you there.
: Arubaās flag is fantastically flamboyant and their outfits are like a hen do heading down Canal ā¦
: We banning guns yet America? ā¦
: This is Englandās best performance. Weāre going to lose arenāt we?
: Very pleased I stayed up to see Grant Shapps lose.
: Emily Maitlis trying to hide a smirk when Nadine is talking is election gold.
: Todayās the day for the UK. Vote early, or vote late, but please do vote (and remember your ID).
: Man Utd are threatening to make redundant up to 25% of the workforce, party as a reflection of lower ā¦
: At a time we are meant to be supporting good mental health, and encouraging men to display emotion, ā¦
: It comes to something when listening to Lee Dixon is more interesting than the game.
: I believe ITV+1 are refusing to show the England game.
: I still havenāt quite got my hearing back after my cold over the weeekend. Which means, for once, I ā¦
: Sunak launching the Scottish manifesto the morning after the Scottish Menās Football Team were ā¦
: Finished listening to The Blue Book of Nebo on BBC Sounds. A wonderful story of a small family and ā¦
: Iām not the only one who thinks Rogue in #DoctorWho is a Time Lord under a chameleon arch? āļøUsed to ā¦
: A big fan of their 80s hit, Real Gouda Kid.
: So far this election is better than a Netflix box set. Iāve no idea what will happen next.
: I can only assume Sunak is trying to make things so bad he also loses his own seat and can clear off ā¦
: Finished watching last nightās Doctor Who. I only realised at the end we should have been cheering ā¦
: ā Man Utd win the FA Cup ā Trump found guilty āTories out 2024 Could be improving day by day.
: The Tories had better hope they are heading for a wipeout at the election, because the rate of MPs ā¦
: Iām not a naturallyāsportyā person, but what I like about sports is they demonstrate boys do cry, ā¦
: Some of the constituency boundaries are changing for the general election. Find out if yours has ā¦
: Get your photo ID ready now peeps. www.gov.uk/apply-for…
: Given his track record, it wouldnāt surprise me if Sunak organised a press conference to say he ā¦
: I donāt understand how this commentary is framed as Pixar doing nothing good since 2019, when both ā¦
: The butterflies are coming back.
: Bravo Finland! #Eurovision2024
: Jasper Carrot has aged well #Eurovision2024 š¤
: Itās Spainās answer to Dollar. #Eurovision2024
: Annette and Dec on presenting duties are fun. #Eurovision2024
: Seems like a run of bland songs and staging at the moment in Eurovision.
: Shouldnāt Swedenās entry be in Junior Eurovision? #Eurovision2024 š¤
: I had a great day yesterday at BeWILDerwood outdoor kids park, had a nice day in the garden today, ā¦
: I guess this is the end for ā); DROP TABLE Road; www.theguardian.com/uk-news/a…
: Six Easy Pieces is my new Sunday night reading š, after picking up a copy at a local charity shop.
: This is my football-watching partner for the afternoon. Rainbow is a United fan, thankfully.
: 50p says Casemiro gives away at least one penalty playing at centre-back.
: I wouldnāt want to be Coventry, having to play one of these teams in the final. #facup
: Well done to Man City on winning the Premier League today, despite not kicking a ball.
: Iāve spent a few days trying to understand how to parse the Microblog JSON feed with SwiftUI. ā¦
: Has the Tory party told MPs to use local fish and chip shops to make them appear in touch with the ā¦
: Remind me not to order the Easter sundae.
: Fantastic game of football. End to end, loads of goals, and an unexpected win in extra time. ā½ļø
: Nothing more exciting in #football than using UEFA co-efficient calculations to see whether your ā¦
: Iām not sure our tactic of āLet City keep the ball and hope they spoon the final shotā is going to ā¦
: Victor Lindelƶf being interviewed post-match.
: Itās pretty safe to say anyone rolling up at Morecambeās Frontierland knows they arenāt at Disney.
: Iām pretty certain voters know this, and itās precisely the reason they arenāt voting Conservative.
: Loved the shows Steve. www.bbc.co.uk/news/ente…
: Surely someone āout thereā can arrange for Coyote v ACME to find its way onto the internet before it ā¦
: The Warrington Guardian journalist running down to Iceland to interview Phil.
: Great to see Private Eye putting their Post Office Scandal report online for people to download. ā¦
: Theyāre doing the draw before the game so Wigan fans get to see who theyāll play in the next round. ā¦
: Yodel are maintaining their excellent reputation for deliveries. My only advise to them is to not ā¦
: The inside of our fridge is starting to look normal again, and not like a cruise ship buffet.
: Iām assuming the Tower has good fire safety equipment up at the top? At least I hope so. ā¦
: Iāve been watching this game for 5 minutes and seen two goal. ā½ļø
: Itās not a surprise anymore, but what kind of place have we become? ā¦
: Another Christmas tradition ticked off. ā Blackadderās Christmas Carol watched.
: Feel like such a fraud as Iām not a teacher.
: Daughter at rehearsals so sat in a cold car swigging a thermal flask of coffee.
: The gap where my tooth was is currently annoying me more than the tooth was.
: The problem with stealing Bored Apes is you get peanuts.
: After over 40 great years together, itās time to say goodbye to one of my teeth.
: Very much enjoyed Doctor Who. Nice to see the Disney money being spent on extra long corridors.
: It’s hard to know my favourite part of Braverman’s letter. Thinking you can point at ā¦
: Are these really old-fashioned habits? Smoking and drinking were much more prevalent in the past. ā¦
: On reflection, I much prefer playing badly but scrapping a win to playing decently and losing.ā½ļø
: This whole strip brought a tear to my eye. āā¦a mere brush across an otherwise happy mood.ā is such ā¦
: I received my latest Private Eye at the same time I read of Tony Husband’s passing. I’ve ā¦
: I know rugby union is a slow game, but just how long is this World Cup going on for?
: Interesting to see the UK reviews of #Frasier being surprised by how good Nicholas Lyndhurst is. He ā¦
: Anonymous person messages Times Radio and says they are young, mostly left-wing, and feel Sunak is ā¦
: Never felt more woke than when walking to the local shop and buying vegan Galaxy chocolate.
: At the local chemist and, once again, amazed by the sweet shelf time forgot. Chewits and whistling ā¦
: Still having fun playing with my AI-generated football rumour mill #ai ā¦
: Simon Byrne looks like he’s straight out of a lukewarm BBC1 Wednesday evening sitcom.
: Someone left a mini-henge at the beach.
: My daughter’s question for the Operation Ouch doctors.
: The most talked about movie of the year, but according to Cineworld nobody is mentioning it. #Barbie
: Itās good to see Vader embracing their colourful side. #StarWars
: Sisyphus had it easy pushing that rock for eternity. He should have tried returning an order to ā¦
: Interesting how some debates around #ev charging connectors focus on the aesthetics of the Tesla ā¦
: My daughterās at a play rehearsal, leaving me with two hours to fill before picking her up. Eating a ā¦
: I’ve added another little tool to my ‘hobby’ site. This one turns an email into a ā¦
: My little ongoing weekend project for #AI and #Marketing continues: marketingwithai.rocks
: I’ve got a new hobby: Creating AI marketing tools whilst learning JavaScript. If you’d ā¦
: Itās very good of the Tories to give me something to follow on a Saturday, now the football season ā¦
: I see Johnson has resigned to spend more time with his families.
: It would be unbelievable, if it wasnāt so believable. Boris Johnson referred to the police again
: I'm not the man I used to be Iām not the person I used to be. Nobody is. Everywhere I look I see strangers, behind every pair of ā¦
: Brave of them to do a hymm called Tedium. #coronation
: Iāve seen Paul Daniels do this box trick. Is Charles going to disappear? #coronation
: Canāt believe they didnāt get the Go Compare guy to do the Welsh singing. #coronation
: Given #manutd performance tonight, the only thing keeping Brighton awake till Sunday is what goal ā¦
: Off to Liverpool for the first time in ages, and ages. The Horrible Histories Escape Room awaits.
: Spring has arrived on the apple tree.
: When youāve pissed off Shakinā Stevenās, youāve really gone too far. www.youtube.com/watch (itās a ā¦
: I might lack Apple’s galaxy brain, but I would have thought it made sense to make their new ā¦
: I regret to inform everyone, but if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit this is no longer ā¦
: I asked one of those AI image generators to create photographs of a Covid work event.
: Imagine you’re 8 and playing football in the park. A Premier League team bus pulls up, the ā¦
: Great to see all the solidarity with Gary Lineker today. š„ ā½ļøš
: New #MOTD line-up announced.
: Itās only an Oxford comma if youāre writing in Oxford, everywhere else itās an arbitrary rule ā¦
: I must admit, I wonāt be shedding any tears if onions run out. apple.news/A1Kz9_0CU…
: This is such a nonsense story from The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/technolog… Loads of ā¦
: I was a big fan of the 80s Dungeon and Dragons cartoon, but who is paying nearly Ā£30 for action ā¦
: After many years of service, my keyboard has lost the use of its āzā key. Suggestions for decent, ā¦
: Arthur C. Clarke said any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. #ChatGPT ā¦
: A reminder to anyone posting about the murder charges. Anything you post could affect the trial, and ā¦
: I donāt have anything profound to add to this, other than how horrible it is a young person was ā¦
: I tried watching Top Gun Maverick. Managed 24 minutes before turning off. The smarm just got too ā¦
: Letās petition parliament to serve nothing but porridge for a month. We can call it the āLee ā¦
: I might not have the advantage of being the shortest-lived PM ever, but I think if I had to defend ā¦
: Watching the United highlights from yesterday on Now TV, and it looks like it was filmed using an ā¦
: Aldiās 2017 LBV port gets better with every glass. š·
: Once again, Iām impressed by the efficiency and friendless of the NHS.
: Iām ānil by mouthā from midnight, in preparation for a blood test. Which means snacks before bedtime ā¦
: Heās only going because he got found out. If the tax story had stayed secret there would be no ā¦
: If youāre looking for port recommendations, Aldiās 2017 LBV is a bargain.
: Itās Little Sebastian on Masked Singer!
: Fight the good fight Krayston felt their head slamming against a wall. The woozy swaying and lapse in concentration were ā¦
: You really can’t rely on Spurs for anything. ā½ļø
: A frosty start to the morning.
: Well, could have been a worse result. ā½ļø
: Is this it for third-party Twitter clients?
: If you look at 80s computer mags before Crash and after, it’s clear the massive impact Roger ā¦
: I normally watch ā70s Doctor Who when ironing, but for the New Year Iām ringing in the changes and ā¦
: A rare bit of colour in the cold landscape. š·
: if you’re buying books š for Christmas, Hive is a great online bookstore that shares profit ā¦
: A frosty start to the day. š·
: Afternoon off work, so treating myself to an immense hotdog from CafƩ at the end of the Universe.
: This is a nice gesture from the club. More of this kind of thing please. ā¦
: Planes, Trains and Automobiles is hands-down one of my favourite films, and this oral history makes ā¦
: Apple thinking of buying Man Utd? Even $4.5B is pocket change for Apple, but Iāll believe this when ā¦
: I really enjoyed Dark (though the ending didnāt quite work for me) so giving 1899 a try ā especially ā¦
: I havenāt been in The Tavern for a while, but glad to see itās still a great bar. šŗ ā¦
: Traffic in Warrington is so gridlocked, I asked Apple Maps for direction and it just shrugged its ā¦
: Always great when a local brewery makes a home delivery. šŗ Ā
: For me, Batman will always talk with Kevinās voice. bleedingcool.com/tv/mark-h…
: Looks like I picked the right half of the game to watch. ā½ļø
: Ronaldo as captain for #manutd is an interesting move. ā½ļø
: The UKās plans to require photo ID for voting are a solution looking for a problem. ā¦
: If we all save $8 a month in the bank, we should have enough money to buy Twitter within a year.
: Wait a minute, how many years have I been calling it Interview With A Vampire, rather than With The ā¦
: Where has this hailstorm come from?
: I can’t decide if this email I received from a provincial Australian council is a) an unusual ā¦