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Daughter at rehearsals so sat in a cold car swigging a thermal flask of coffee.

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The gap where my tooth was is currently annoying me more than the tooth was.

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The problem with stealing Bored Apes is you get peanuts.

A massive theft appears to be happening right now --- all these NFTs have been stolen from wallets... some of the absolute top tier apes.
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After over 40 great years together, it’s time to say goodbye to one of my teeth.

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Very much enjoyed Doctor Who. Nice to see the Disney money being spent on extra long corridors.

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It begins.

Quality street green triangle
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It’s hard to know my favourite part of Braverman’s letter. Thinking you can point at things and say ‘notwithstanding clause’ to get out of international obligations is up there though.

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Are these really old-fashioned habits? Smoking and drinking were much more prevalent in the past. I’d say these are modern habits.

Launching his annual report, Professor Sir Chris Whitty urged people to adopt “old fashioned” habits to stave off ill health and disability in later life, saying sickness need not be an inevitable part of ageing. He said healthy eating, exercise, mental stimulation, drinking only in moderation and stopping smoking were key.
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On reflection, I much prefer playing badly but scrapping a win to playing decently and losing.⚽️

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This whole strip brought a tear to my eye. ‘…a mere brush across an otherwise happy mood.’ is such an insightful line.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/oct/24/david-squires-on-sir-bobby-charlton-munich-air-disaster?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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Yobs cartoon in Private Eye

I received my latest Private Eye at the same time I read of Tony Husband’s passing. I’ve been laughing at Husband’s cartoons for over 30 years. Sometimes silly, sometimes melancholy, always insightful.

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I know rugby union is a slow game, but just how long is this World Cup going on for?

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Interesting to see the UK reviews of #Frasier being surprised by how good Nicholas Lyndhurst is. He was in Butterflies, Only Fools and Horses, Goodnight Sweetheart, and more. The guy knows a thing or two about comedy.

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Anonymous person messages Times Radio and says they are young, mostly left-wing, and feel Sunak is doing the right things.

Mr Snrub from The Simpsons
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Never felt more woke than when walking to the local shop and buying vegan Galaxy chocolate.

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At the local chemist and, once again, amazed by the sweet shelf time forgot. Chewits and whistling lollipops both proudly on display.

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Still having fun playing with my AI-generated football rumour mill #ai

footyrumours.marketingwithai.rocks

Crystal Palace have made a surprise move to purchase Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale over the weekend. Sources within the London club have confirmed that the club were so impressed with Ramsdale's ability to wiggle his ears while standing in Sports Direct last week, that they decided to take the plunge and sign him up. Arsenal were happy to accept the offer as Ramsdale had made it clear that he wanted to move to a team where his ear-wiggling would be seen in a more favourable light.
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Simon Byrne looks like he’s straight out of a lukewarm BBC1 Wednesday evening sitcom.

Simon Byrne - Northern Ireland Police Chief
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Someone left a mini-henge at the beach.

Mini Stonehenge made of pebbles
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My daughter’s question for the Operation Ouch doctors.

Note reading 'Have you ever done something a doctor shouldn't do?' with a drawing of a poo underneath.
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The most talked about movie of the year, but according to Cineworld nobody is mentioning it. #Barbie

Screenshot of website saying nobody is tweeting about Barbie.
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It’s good to see Vader embracing their colourful side. #StarWars

A Darth Vader statue dressed in rainbow colours.
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Sisyphus had it easy pushing that rock for eternity. He should have tried returning an order to Logitech.

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Interesting how some debates around #ev charging connectors focus on the aesthetics of the Tesla charger like it’s some object d’art you hang in your living room, rather than a plug you occasionally connect your car to for power.

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My daughter’s at a play rehearsal, leaving me with two hours to fill before picking her up. Eating a big slice of steak pie in a pub seems the most sensible option.