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Can’t believe they didn’t get the Go Compare guy to do the Welsh singing. #coronation

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Given #manutd performance tonight, the only thing keeping Brighton awake till Sunday is what goal celebrations to do.

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Off to Liverpool for the first time in ages, and ages. The Horrible Histories Escape Room awaits.

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Spring has arrived on the apple tree.

Buds on apple tree
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When you’ve pissed off Shakin’ Steven’s, you’ve really gone too far.

www.youtube.com/watch

(it’s a cracker of a song)

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Cold incoming.

Box of tissues
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I might lack Apple’s galaxy brain, but I would have thought it made sense to make their new classical music app for the #AppleTV. Their platform most likely to be directly hooked up to a multi-channel sound system.

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I regret to inform everyone, but if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit this is no longer your club.

Club chocolate biscuit
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I asked one of those AI image generators to create photographs of a Covid work event.

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Imagine you’re 8 and playing football in the park. A Premier League team bus pulls up, the players get out and one says, “Fancy a kick-about?”. The look on the 8-year old’s face is Weghorst. #manutd ⚽️

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Great to see all the solidarity with Gary Lineker today. 🥅⚽️🏃

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New #MOTD line-up announced.

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It’s only an Oxford comma if you’re writing in Oxford, everywhere else it’s an arbitrary rule designed to ostracise the proletariat.

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I must admit, I won’t be shedding any tears if onions run out. apple.news/A1Kz9_0CU…

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This is such a nonsense story from The Guardian.

www.theguardian.com/technolog…

Loads of people, not just Gen Z, struggle with office printers and the like (I’m firmly in the avoid work printers camp), and plenty of employees click random pop-ups, regardless of age and work experience, just ask any IT service desk.

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I was a big fan of the 80s Dungeon and Dragons cartoon, but who is paying nearly £30 for action figures?

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After many years of service, my keyboard has lost the use of its ‘z’ key. Suggestions for decent, but not too pricey, #Mac #keyboards are welcome.

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Arthur C. Clarke said any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. #ChatGPT is magic masquerading as advanced tech.

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A reminder to anyone posting about the murder charges. Anything you post could affect the trial, and nobody wants that. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…

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I don’t have anything profound to add to this, other than how horrible it is a young person was murdered whilst just living her life. www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/2332…

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I tried watching Top Gun Maverick. Managed 24 minutes before turning off. The smarm just got too much. 📽

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Let’s petition parliament to serve nothing but porridge for a month. We can call it the ‘Lee Anderson’ menu.

The Guardian

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I might not have the advantage of being the shortest-lived PM ever, but I think if I had to defend why my flagship economic policy failed I wouldnt use ‘I didn’t know how the markets worked’ as my excuse.

www.theguardian.com/politics/…

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Watching the United highlights from yesterday on Now TV, and it looks like it was filmed using an iPhone 3GS.

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Aldi’s 2017 LBV port gets better with every glass. 🍷