Can’t believe they didn’t get the Go Compare guy to do the Welsh singing. #coronation
Given #manutd performance tonight, the only thing keeping Brighton awake till Sunday is what goal celebrations to do.
Off to Liverpool for the first time in ages, and ages. The Horrible Histories Escape Room awaits.
Spring has arrived on the apple tree.

When you’ve pissed off Shakin’ Steven’s, you’ve really gone too far.
(it’s a cracker of a song)
Cold incoming.

I might lack Apple’s galaxy brain, but I would have thought it made sense to make their new classical music app for the #AppleTV. Their platform most likely to be directly hooked up to a multi-channel sound system.
I regret to inform everyone, but if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit this is no longer your club.

I asked one of those AI image generators to create photographs of a Covid work event.
Imagine you’re 8 and playing football in the park. A Premier League team bus pulls up, the players get out and one says, “Fancy a kick-about?”. The look on the 8-year old’s face is Weghorst. #manutd ⚽️
Great to see all the solidarity with Gary Lineker today. 🥅⚽️🏃
New #MOTD line-up announced.

It’s only an Oxford comma if you’re writing in Oxford, everywhere else it’s an arbitrary rule designed to ostracise the proletariat.
I must admit, I won’t be shedding any tears if onions run out. apple.news/A1Kz9_0CU…
This is such a nonsense story from The Guardian.
www.theguardian.com/technolog…
Loads of people, not just Gen Z, struggle with office printers and the like (I’m firmly in the avoid work printers camp), and plenty of employees click random pop-ups, regardless of age and work experience, just ask any IT service desk.
I was a big fan of the 80s Dungeon and Dragons cartoon, but who is paying nearly £30 for action figures?

After many years of service, my keyboard has lost the use of its ‘z’ key. Suggestions for decent, but not too pricey, #Mac #keyboards are welcome.
Arthur C. Clarke said any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. #ChatGPT is magic masquerading as advanced tech.
A reminder to anyone posting about the murder charges. Anything you post could affect the trial, and nobody wants that. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…
I don’t have anything profound to add to this, other than how horrible it is a young person was murdered whilst just living her life. www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/2332…
I tried watching Top Gun Maverick. Managed 24 minutes before turning off. The smarm just got too much. 📽
Let’s petition parliament to serve nothing but porridge for a month. We can call it the ‘Lee Anderson’ menu.
I might not have the advantage of being the shortest-lived PM ever, but I think if I had to defend why my flagship economic policy failed I wouldnt use ‘I didn’t know how the markets worked’ as my excuse.
Watching the United highlights from yesterday on Now TV, and it looks like it was filmed using an iPhone 3GS.
Aldi’s 2017 LBV port gets better with every glass. 🍷