50p says Casemiro gives away at least one penalty playing at centre-back.
I wouldn’t want to be Coventry, having to play one of these teams in the final. #facup
Well done to Man City on winning the Premier League today, despite not kicking a ball.
I’ve spent a few days trying to understand how to parse the Microblog JSON feed with SwiftUI. Tonight I pasted the feed into Chat GPT and it gave me the complete code, including Struts and Views, in seconds.
Has the Tory party told MPs to use local fish and chip shops to make them appear in touch with the electorate?
Remind me not to order the Easter sundae.
Fantastic game of football. End to end, loads of goals, and an unexpected win in extra time. ⚽️
Nothing more exciting in #football than using UEFA co-efficient calculations to see whether your team will be in Europe next season.
I’m not sure our tactic of ‘Let City keep the ball and hope they spoon the final shot’ is going to see us through the whole game.
Victor Lindelöf being interviewed post-match.
It’s pretty safe to say anyone rolling up at Morecambe’s Frontierland knows they aren’t at Disney.
A night at the theatre.
I’m pretty certain voters know this, and it’s precisely the reason they aren’t voting Conservative.
Loved the shows Steve. www.bbc.co.uk/news/ente…
Surely someone ‘out there’ can arrange for Coyote v ACME to find its way onto the internet before it gets deleted?
The Warrington Guardian journalist running down to Iceland to interview Phil.
Great to see Private Eye putting their Post Office Scandal report online for people to download.
They’ve been covering this story for years, long before most other parts of the media were interested.
They’re doing the draw before the game so Wigan fans get to see who they’ll play in the next round. #facup ⚽️
Yodel are maintaining their excellent reputation for deliveries. My only advise to them is to not make the live chat customer service team say ‘Download our app for your two-hour delivery window’ when they’ve lost the parcel.
The inside of our fridge is starting to look normal again, and not like a cruise ship buffet.
I’m assuming the Tower has good fire safety equipment up at the top? At least I hope so. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…
I’ve been watching this game for 5 minutes and seen two goal. ⚽️
It’s not a surprise anymore, but what kind of place have we become?
Another Christmas tradition ticked off. ✅ Blackadder’s Christmas Carol watched.
Feel like such a fraud as I’m not a teacher.
