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Jasper Carrot has aged well #Eurovision2024 🎤

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It’s Spain’s answer to Dollar. #Eurovision2024

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Annette and Dec on presenting duties are fun. #Eurovision2024

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Seems like a run of bland songs and staging at the moment in Eurovision.

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Shouldn’t Sweden’s entry be in Junior Eurovision? #Eurovision2024 🎤

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Yay, Northern Lights

Blackpool illuminations lit up at night.
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I had a great day yesterday at BeWILDerwood outdoor kids park, had a nice day in the garden today, and now to round off the Bank Holiday enjoying the United ga… oh no.

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I guess this is the end for ‘); DROP TABLE Road;

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/a…

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Six Easy Pieces is my new Sunday night reading 📚, after picking up a copy at a local charity shop.

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This is my football-watching partner for the afternoon. Rainbow is a United fan, thankfully.

Teddy bear sat on the sofa, holding a TV remote.
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50p says Casemiro gives away at least one penalty playing at centre-back.

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I wouldn’t want to be Coventry, having to play one of these teams in the final. #facup

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Well done to Man City on winning the Premier League today, despite not kicking a ball.

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I’ve spent a few days trying to understand how to parse the Microblog JSON feed with SwiftUI. Tonight I pasted the feed into Chat GPT and it gave me the complete code, including Struts and Views, in seconds.

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Has the Tory party told MPs to use local fish and chip shops to make them appear in touch with the electorate?

Andy Carter MP instagram post: Anyone else enjoying traditional Good Friday fish and chips?&10;Bit of a queue at The Cantilever Chippy in Latchford but always worth the wait!!
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Remind me not to order the Easter sundae.

Headline: Pub chef hid Kinder eggs full of drugs in her body at Creamfields
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Fantastic game of football. End to end, loads of goals, and an unexpected win in extra time. ⚽️

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Nothing more exciting in #football than using UEFA co-efficient calculations to see whether your team will be in Europe next season.

The top two leagues in Europe will be decided by their UEFA coefficient at the end of the sea-son. This system rewards teams for winning or drawing games and getting to the later stages of a competition.&10;All points earned by clubs are added up and then divided by how many teams that country has; for England, their total score would be divided by eight, with teams across the Champions League, Europa League and Conference League.&10;Before Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday's&10;European games, Italy and Germany were top of the coefficient rankings, with England in third. Since then, Arsenal beat FC Porto in a thrilling second-leg penalty shootout to get to the quarter-final stages of the Champions League for the first time since 2010.&10;However, Germany's points total went up as Borussia Dortmund beat PSV Eindhoven 2-0 at&10;the Signal Iduna Park on Wednesday. At the same time, Italy saw AC Milan get through to the last eight of the Europa League after beating Slavia Prague on Thursday.&10;
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I’m not sure our tactic of ‘Let City keep the ball and hope they spoon the final shot’ is going to see us through the whole game.

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Victor LindelĂśf being interviewed post-match.

Private Walker from Dad’s Army
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It’s pretty safe to say anyone rolling up at Morecambe’s Frontierland knows they aren’t at Disney.

Caption: Frontierland in Morecambe, Lancashire, (not to be confused with Disney's Frontierland) attracted families for more than 90 years, with the fairground originally opening in 1906 as West End Amusement Park.
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A night at the theatre.

the stage for ‘Edward Scissorhands’
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I’m pretty certain voters know this, and it’s precisely the reason they aren’t voting Conservative.

Sunak: a vote for anyone other than&10;Conservatives at general election 'is just a vote to put Keir Starmer in power'&10;Rishi Sunak has said the next general election is a choice between himself and Keir Starmer as prime minister, and that a vote for any party other than the Conservatives was a vote to put Starmer in power.
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Loved the shows Steve. www.bbc.co.uk/news/ente…

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Surely someone ‘out there’ can arrange for Coyote v ACME to find its way onto the internet before it gets deleted?