This is how I roll now.
Trying a Five Guys hot dog and fries for the first time. It’s okay but, honestly, Cafe at the end of the Universe in Warrington is much, much better.
This is like a modern Argos catalogue for 80s kids.
Political pundits talking about how the Dems got their strategy or messaging wrong are missing the point. Voters looked at both candidates and chose the racist, rapist, felon. Nothing the Dems did would counter that.
Lots of leopards are going to get their faces eaten over the next four years I fear. 🇺🇸
The Chancellor kept repeating she had kept to her manifesto promises. I’m disappointed that at no point did she say ‘I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o’
It’s the cars and booze budget.
This reminds me of the Private Eye spoof article when John McCarthy was released from captivity. It listed things he wouldn’t know, like: ‘Sky TV, it will mean nothing to him.’
Up close, my lava lamp looks like an alien landscape.
I missed out last time, so very happy to have seen the Northern Lights this evening.
I’d hate to be Roy Keane’s dog right now. ⚽️
Winter is coming.
Remember the days this would mean Man Utd v Barcelona?
You don’t fool me, I know how this works. Sure the first book is free, but then you start cutting off the supply and upping the price.
As a teen, I had a well-worn Jasper Carrott tape (copied from the library). Very happy to find this in the charity shop.
Nothing will convince me this is the real lyric.
Breakdancer Raygun starts as Fulchester’s new play-making midfielder, only in next week’s Billy the Fish.
Alright, no need to brag.
Back in the 1990s, who knew the co-writer of Father Ted would finish up holding signs saying ‘More of this kind of thing’ ?
If you think the rioters can’t be Far Right because you share their ‘concerns’ and ideology then, boy, do I have news for you…
Helen Glover is the daughter of my daughter’s Reception teacher. A little local news for you there.
Aruba’s flag is fantastically flamboyant and their outfits are like a hen do heading down Canal Street.
We banning guns yet America?
This is England’s best performance. We’re going to lose aren’t we?
Time for some fresh air.