It’s the cars and booze budget.
This reminds me of the Private Eye spoof article when John McCarthy was released from captivity. It listed things he wouldn’t know, like: ‘Sky TV, it will mean nothing to him.’
Up close, my lava lamp looks like an alien landscape.

I missed out last time, so very happy to have seen the Northern Lights this evening.

I’d hate to be Roy Keane’s dog right now. ⚽️
Winter is coming.

Remember the days this would mean Man Utd v Barcelona?

You don’t fool me, I know how this works. Sure the first book is free, but then you start cutting off the supply and upping the price.

As a teen, I had a well-worn Jasper Carrott tape (copied from the library). Very happy to find this in the charity shop.

Nothing will convince me this is the real lyric.

Breakdancer Raygun starts as Fulchester’s new play-making midfielder, only in next week’s Billy the Fish.
Alright, no need to brag.

Back in the 1990s, who knew the co-writer of Father Ted would finish up holding signs saying ‘More of this kind of thing’ ?
If you think the rioters can’t be Far Right because you share their ‘concerns’ and ideology then, boy, do I have news for you…
Helen Glover is the daughter of my daughter’s Reception teacher. A little local news for you there.
Aruba’s flag is fantastically flamboyant and their outfits are like a hen do heading down Canal Street.
We banning guns yet America?
This is England’s best performance. We’re going to lose aren’t we?
Time for some fresh air.
Very pleased I stayed up to see Grant Shapps lose.
Emily Maitlis trying to hide a smirk when Nadine is talking is election gold.
Today’s the day for the UK. Vote early, or vote late, but please do vote (and remember your ID).
Man Utd are threatening to make redundant up to 25% of the workforce, party as a reflection of lower income due to poor performance on the pitch. I don’t think that’s the fault of the canteeen staff?
At a time we are meant to be supporting good mental health, and encouraging men to display emotion, I find criticism and jokes about a male footballer for crying a bit distasteful.
It comes to something when listening to Lee Dixon is more interesting than the game.