Write and that

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Lots of leopards are going to get their faces eaten over the next four years I fear. 🇺🇸

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The Chancellor kept repeating she had kept to her manifesto promises. I’m disappointed that at no point did she say ‘I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o’

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It’s the cars and booze budget.

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This reminds me of the Private Eye spoof article when John McCarthy was released from captivity. It listed things he wouldn’t know, like: ‘Sky TV, it will mean nothing to him.’

www.theguardian.com/culture/2…

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Up close, my lava lamp looks like an alien landscape.

A mysterious and abstract scene features a sandy landscape with a shaft of light casting unique shapes.&10;(Really a close up shot of a lava lamp.)
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I missed out last time, so very happy to have seen the Northern Lights this evening.

The Northern Lights are visible in the night sky above silhouettes of houses and trees.
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I’d hate to be Roy Keane’s dog right now. ⚽️

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Winter is coming.

Two bottles of stout beer are placed on a wooden surface, one with a cartoon illustration and the other labeled "Coffee Stout."
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Remember the days this would mean Man Utd v Barcelona?

TV screen showing 'MU 0-0 BAR' as the score for a football game.
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You don’t fool me, I know how this works. Sure the first book is free, but then you start cutting off the supply and upping the price.

A message announcing the availability of spare exercise books for pickup at the front of the school.
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As a teen, I had a well-worn Jasper Carrott tape (copied from the library). Very happy to find this in the charity shop.

Cover of Jasper Carrott LP showing Jasper holding a guitar.
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Nothing will convince me this is the real lyric.

Lyrics of When I Argue I See Shapes, including the line: and when i argue syd barrett makes me laugh
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Breakdancer Raygun starts as Fulchester’s new play-making midfielder, only in next week’s Billy the Fish.

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Alright, no need to brag.

A racing pigeon called ‘The Thousand Pound Cock’.
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Back in the 1990s, who knew the co-writer of Father Ted would finish up holding signs saying ‘More of this kind of thing’ ?

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If you think the rioters can’t be Far Right because you share their ‘concerns’ and ideology then, boy, do I have news for you…

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Helen Glover is the daughter of my daughter’s Reception teacher. A little local news for you there.

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Aruba’s flag is fantastically flamboyant and their outfits are like a hen do heading down Canal Street.

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We banning guns yet America?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2024/jul/13/trump-rally-gun-shots-pennsylvania-latest-updates?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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This is England’s best performance. We’re going to lose aren’t we?

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Time for some fresh air.

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Very pleased I stayed up to see Grant Shapps lose.

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Emily Maitlis trying to hide a smirk when Nadine is talking is election gold.

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Today’s the day for the UK. Vote early, or vote late, but please do vote (and remember your ID).

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Man Utd are threatening to make redundant up to 25% of the workforce, party as a reflection of lower income due to poor performance on the pitch. I don’t think that’s the fault of the canteeen staff?