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I’d hate to be Roy Keane’s dog right now. ⚽️

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Winter is coming.

Two bottles of stout beer are placed on a wooden surface, one with a cartoon illustration and the other labeled "Coffee Stout."
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Remember the days this would mean Man Utd v Barcelona?

TV screen showing 'MU 0-0 BAR' as the score for a football game.
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You don’t fool me, I know how this works. Sure the first book is free, but then you start cutting off the supply and upping the price.

A message announcing the availability of spare exercise books for pickup at the front of the school.
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As a teen, I had a well-worn Jasper Carrott tape (copied from the library). Very happy to find this in the charity shop.

Cover of Jasper Carrott LP showing Jasper holding a guitar.
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Nothing will convince me this is the real lyric.

Lyrics of When I Argue I See Shapes, including the line: and when i argue syd barrett makes me laugh
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Breakdancer Raygun starts as Fulchester’s new play-making midfielder, only in next week’s Billy the Fish.

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Alright, no need to brag.

A racing pigeon called ‘The Thousand Pound Cock’.
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Back in the 1990s, who knew the co-writer of Father Ted would finish up holding signs saying ‘More of this kind of thing’ ?

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If you think the rioters can’t be Far Right because you share their ‘concerns’ and ideology then, boy, do I have news for you…

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Helen Glover is the daughter of my daughter’s Reception teacher. A little local news for you there.

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Aruba’s flag is fantastically flamboyant and their outfits are like a hen do heading down Canal Street.

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We banning guns yet America?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2024/jul/13/trump-rally-gun-shots-pennsylvania-latest-updates?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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This is England’s best performance. We’re going to lose aren’t we?

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Time for some fresh air.

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Very pleased I stayed up to see Grant Shapps lose.

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Emily Maitlis trying to hide a smirk when Nadine is talking is election gold.

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Today’s the day for the UK. Vote early, or vote late, but please do vote (and remember your ID).

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Man Utd are threatening to make redundant up to 25% of the workforce, party as a reflection of lower income due to poor performance on the pitch. I don’t think that’s the fault of the canteeen staff?

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At a time we are meant to be supporting good mental health, and encouraging men to display emotion, I find criticism and jokes about a male footballer for crying a bit distasteful.

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It comes to something when listening to Lee Dixon is more interesting than the game.

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I believe ITV+1 are refusing to show the England game.

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I still haven’t quite got my hearing back after my cold over the weeekend. Which means, for once, I don’t mind Matterface and Dixon doing commentary. #euro2024 ⚽️

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Sunak launching the Scottish manifesto the morning after the Scottish Men’s Football Team were knocked out of Euro 2024 is another example of the Tories perfect timing.

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Finished listening to The Blue Book of Nebo on BBC Sounds. A wonderful story of a small family and the end of world.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/se…