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Whoever comes up with a robot patio cleaner can take all my money.

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I think I’ve stepped into an episode of Life on Mars.

A vintage Watneys Red Barrel beer pump sits on a bar counter surrounded by bottles.
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I think Gatwa has been an amazing Doctor, but that reveal at the end? Just… nah.

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In the future, everyone will be #DoctorWho for 15 minutes. 📺

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This sign may as well say ‘For British People’.

A circular sign with a cow illustration and the text "BIEN CUIT, WELL DONE, BIEN HECHO" is shown.
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There are a lot of cheery Mackems in Euston this evening.

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So, if the world ends tonight on #DoctorWho, when exactly was Rylan frozen?

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Graham made an error there. 1995 wasn’t 30 years ago. #eurovision

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The UK entry sounds like three songs competing against each other.

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I think Norway have sent their Junior Eurovision contestant.

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He’s not wrong, there is no subtext to what is going on here. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2…

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Saw an old photo on Facebook of my primary school teacher wearing shorts so tight, these days they’d be considered a safeguarding issue.

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Really pleasing to see how much McTominay is enjoying life, and football, in Naples. www.theguardian.com/football/…

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Zalo’s Cafe Lymm. 📍

Morning coffee

A cup of coffee on a table, by a window.

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Of course causing death by dangerous cycling should be punished, but remind me what the average sentence is for causing death by dangerous driving? Then add in that you may get your driving licence back too. www.theguardian.com/news/2025…

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I don’t know what fungus will wipe out humanity, but I suspect the seedbed will be a forgotten can languishing in the fridge.

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Amazing to consider the Europa League Final could be between the teams 14 and 16 in the Premier League.

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Fittingly, the #DoctorWho episode about animation was beautifully framed.

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Chester Zoo. 📍

Zoo day.

A rhino eating straw.

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You could highlight almost any clip from Top Secret to commemorate Val Kilmer, but I chose a musical number. youtu.be/PKRfFEa9P…

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When Elanga broke through to the United senior team, I thought he’d play European football. I just didn’t think it would be for Nottingham Forest.

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Great idea at a local charity shop. Mystery books with a teabag and snack included.

Several gift-wrapped mystery books are arranged, each labeled with genres and a price.
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My daughter is excited to go to school today because someone is coming in to ‘deliver a PowerPoint’.

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Nice to see that years as the leader of a war-torn country hasn’t dulled Zelenskyy’s comedy chops:

GLENN: Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level in this country’s office & you refuse to wear a suit. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a suit after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

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Like his book on The KLF, Love and Let Die by John Higgs in many ways uses its subjects as a launchpad for musings on a wider cultural history. Very highly recommended.📚